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Heidia-Dia posted an update a year ago
The VZONES RAFFLE will be held in the Event Area this coming Sunday, 6/1/25. Just giving you all a heads up!
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Heidia-Dia posted an update a year ago
The Indiana Jones themed event starts in less than an HOUR! We’ve added 9 Voucher items scattered in the event locales to help enhance your experience! They will be available until the locales are closed. Enjoy!!
The Special Games and Events gate will open before 12 AM VZT!
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Love that vouchers can be used for these items!
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Emm posted an update a year ago
Twizzlers’ 29th Birthday Party Enters Infinite Loop: Scientists Baffled, Guests Resigned
In an unprecedented cosmic event, Twizzlers’ 29th birthday party has entered its 723rd consecutive repeat, leaving scientists, partygoers, and even the decorations questioning reality itself.
The phenomenon, described as a “Groundhog Day birthday special,” has persisted for weeks, with every attempt to break free resulting in guests waking up—again—to the familiar sight of balloons, the same awkwardly sung “Happy Birthday,” and Twizzlers blowing out the same candles for the 723rd time.
“At first, it was fun,” said local resident @kaybeekat . “Now, I just eat cake with the defeated acceptance of a man trapped in an endless loop.”
The party’s DJ, who has played the same set each cycle, has reportedly abandoned remixing efforts. “I tried mixing it up once. Reality shuddered, and I woke up with the same playlist all over again. I’m done trying.”
Scientists at the VZones Institute for Time Anomalies have theorized that the loop could be linked to Twizzlers’ refusal to turn 30, forcing the universe to comply with its wishes. However, no method has been found to halt the cycle.
Attempts to Escape the Loop:
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Blowing out candles faster—Result: Immediate reset.
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Leaving the venue—Result: Guests wake up inside the party again.
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Accepting Twizzlers is now 30—Result: Reality glitches, resets harder.
As the town resigns itself to an eternity of reliving Twizzlers’ never-ending 29th birthday, experts suggest embracing the cycle and simply “partying smarter, not harder.”
When asked for comment, Twizzlers simply said: “Hey, at least the cake stays fresh.”
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FOREVER 29
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KuroKage posted an update a year ago
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cufk cufk cufk
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Was stuck with a female body lol
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Kaybee posted an update a year ago
June’s VIP fuzzy is none other than Irina Spalko of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls fame!
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oh it’s you honey 🤩
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you;re such a trendsetter!
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I know right?!!!😋
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XieToo posted an update a year ago
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CosmicAndy posted an update a year ago
VIP benefits have been delivered early, ahead of the event weekend, including a brand new Fuzzie.
Thanks to feedback from @ZombieChic during the Q&A meeting, the VIP Club now includes an exclusive new room. This space will be updated at random each month with a rotating selection of AW items, offering something fresh and unexpected every time.
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Cool thanks Andy
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Ima sorry, where is this door? I didn’t see it in the VIP Locale…..
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From the lobby go left twice
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CosmicAndy posted an update a year ago
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Majenta posted an update a year ago
Big thank you to everyone that helped make Twizzler’s birthday bump a success!! Zoey walked away with a 20k JP (thanks for the generous 10k donation, Andy!😉), we ate cake, and it was overall a lovely time! Can’t wait to host for you all again!💗😘
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Majenta posted an update a year ago
Refresh your schedules, and come join me at the NH entrance for my very first time hosting Bump at the top of the hour, AND to celebrate my sweet muffin’s birthday! May the bullies be with you 💗
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